Hello Cupcakes!!
Now I am a lover of all things Make Up and generally enjoy playing with different bits, finding new things and trying out different ways to use things..... Now when I come across a totally useless item of Make Up I have to play with it to find a way it can be used to its best advantage!
So I thought I would share with you guys how I use my NARS Orgasm Illuminator because when I tweeted earlier if anyone else thought it was the most pointless thing in the world a lot of you gave me a big fat YES!!
So here it is in all its glory, it looks wonderfully pretty in the tube and once squirted out but wait.... Where did it go? Yes that's right, once you blend it in it does in fact disappear leaving what I see to be a few gold speckles behind!
10 Ways To Use NARS Orgasm Illuminator
1. Place on top of all your cheap make up to bring your collection into a higher class and trick people into thinking you only buy high end Make Up.
2. Use as a Paperweight - Never shall a pesky breeze make your papers flutter away!
3. Use it as a Doorstop, works a treat on my living room door.
4. Store Hairbands on it!
5. Use it as a Bookmark, no more finding page 197 or that old bus pass you shoved in there!
6. Use in self defence - Aim at the eyes!
7. Balance it on top of your door and wait for it to fall on someone = Hilarious!!
8. Jam your window open with it
9. Store your Jewellery on it
10. Let your other Make Up laugh at it!
So there you have it 10 fabulous ways that you can use it, let me know if you have any others that I can try as these are the only uses I get out of it.
In all seriousness though, I really don't see the point of it! It's not a great illuminator, you cant use it as a highlight and to me it just seems like a tube of nothingness... If there is any illuminating shimmer left behind after you have blended it in they seem to group together and do nothing, that's the only way I can explain it.
How do you use yours?
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Hahaha this post made me LOL :) the self defence one cracked me up!
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I've never laughed as much!!! love it haha, very cheeky! oh god that's funny! xxxx
ReplyDeleteHaaaa I love this post! Couldn't stop laughing!! xxx
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!!! I'm still LOL-ing now :o) "aim for the eyes!" haha!! xxx
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Love it made me laugh so much
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That is absolutely hilarious!! I laughed the whole way through heheeh great post :D
ReplyDeleteOh this did make me chuckle! Great post :D xx
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteHaha love this post! I bought the same product last week and actually on my skin there is verrrry faint shimmer visible, but total waste of money! x
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Haha! I loved the 'let your other make up laugh at it' pic!!! Great post...I haven't tried the Illuminator so I can't really comment but you have made me laugh! xxx
ReplyDeletehaha loved this! :) x
ReplyDeleteLMAO great post! Made me laugh! What colour is that nail varnish you are wearing when you are defending yourself with your Nars ;) Its a gorgeous colour hun - the nail varnish not the illuminator which I agree is pants xx
ReplyDeleteHA Charli this is brilliant! As gorgeous as it looks it might aswell just be water!
ReplyDeleteHaha this is so funny! My orgasm illuminator looks different to yours, its in a small and fat tube. Try to apply it by not rubbing it in too much, kinda pat it on to the outer corners of cheeks, admittedly, it isn't a 'must have' product like everyone makes out!
ReplyDeleteThis is genius! Well observed! X
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. :-D
ReplyDeletehaha love this!
ReplyDeleteSo true though it is crap!
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This post is brilliant! I actually laughed out loud :) I have never tried this and I think I will steer clear! xx
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely love this post!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! :D
ReplyDeleteI have used mine a few times but am still not seeing any use to it. It literally disappears. It could be used as a highlighter but the Benetint High Beam is so much better! I might just end up selling it!
ReplyDeleteHaha...Best blog post EVER! Hilarious xxx
ReplyDeletehahah love this post babe, and yaright it si the most pointless make up ever!! Maybe use it as a boomarang and hopefully it will never come back xxxxx
ReplyDeletehahaha this really did make me chuckle!
ReplyDeleteI particularly love the self defence idea and the idea of letting your other make up laugh at it!
Fab post and spot on! xx
Hahahahahahahaha this actually made my day!!
ReplyDeleteBtw, I have the Copacabana Illuminator and I actually quite like it :) xx
Hahaha totally agree with you! Don't like the product, don't get the point of it! xx
ReplyDeletehahaha brilliant xx
ReplyDeleteLMAO what are you like charlie hahahaha too funny! xx
ReplyDeletelove this post! it proper made me laugh! its true tho everyone raved about getting this product in the first glossybox but does anyone actually use it still now?! well on their face anyway :P xx
ReplyDeleteThis made me LOL so much! x
ReplyDeleteArrghhh its so true lol - Useless!!
ReplyDeleteLove this post!!Hilarious xxx
ReplyDeletelmao this is the best thing I have seen today xxxxx
ReplyDeletephahahaahhaha LOVE this post!! Do more like this! i need some laughter in my life LOL xxxx
ReplyDeleteHaha, I was expecting different ways to wear it, this post made me laugh! xxx
ReplyDeleteLol this was very funny! I rarely use my illuminator either, but recently have been mixing a small blob of it with my foundation which turns out quite nice! x
ReplyDeleteHaha Love this :)! x
ReplyDeletehahaha this was classic x
ReplyDeleteTry mixing it with a light day moisturiser? Love all the funny tips! :D xx
ReplyDelete(that will only work if you're a non-foundation-wearer though!) xx
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny haha!
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Brilliant post Charli! xxx
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Thanks for your comments girls, glad you liked it!
ReplyDeleteTo everyone who has given me serious suggestions about it, I have tried everything with it... Patting it on, mixing it with things! You name it I have actually tried it, for me it sadly doesn't work!
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Excellent post - haha!
ReplyDeleteRebecca xx
Haha, this is brilliant!
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